destiel-is-superwholocked:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

THIS IS THE NEW MUST BLOG THURSDAY POST.

WE ALMOST HAVE AN SPN WEEK

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thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

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pyreclaws:

awwww-cute:

The cat’s in the bag

swiggity swag

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#it’s like watching dw with someone who had never seen it

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princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

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khajiduh:

if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’

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narcokleptic:

step #1 of giving a good handjob

bridlesandbits:

teashoesandhair:

utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

and, of course, from henry v

ah, the leeks.

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or

And never ignoring the classic from Romeo and Juliet,

“thou art a saucy boy”

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